I still love you. Really, I do. It’s just that between work and [Kwartzlab](http://www.kwartzlab.ca/2012/12/kwartzlab-moving/) and Ellen (who continues to be awesome), it’s like I haven’t had time for you.
I know, that’s just an excuse. If I *really* loved you, I’d make time. It shouldn’t be like this, but would you even believe me if I promised to do better? We all know how that goes, in the end.
No! No, I’d never break up with you. Really, I… I just need more time, that’s all.
You’ll forgive me?
Don’t be like that, of course you have a choice.
Honey, Twitter and I are just *friends*! You know that.
Wait! I know you’re upset, just… wait!
Come back!
I haven’t…
You…
Never mind.
Well said! :-)
Glad to hear that there are some worthwhile things keeping you busy!
I know that there are other things that keep him busy, I hope at least. An awesome girlfriend is the best reason (not an excuse) anyway. Enjoy life!