What could have been

Oh, Adam, this could have worked out so much better if you’d just read The Ethical Slut. Instead, I have to be subjected to the usual media tropes about philandering politicians.

sigh.

Wouldn’t it have been more fun if his “live-in partner” could come out and say “Yeah, I know and I’m cool with it.” Of course, if everyone was cool with it, there would be no jilted lover going to The Star to destroy his career. Let this be a lesson to us all.