things not to do

I'm greatly amused.

I'm sitting in a coworker's cube discussing optimistic locking and the problems involved in merging text representations of binary data when his MSN came up.

"What's this?" he asks rhetorically.

"Um... did you enter a chat room?"

"Well, that one's my daughter," he says, pointing out one of the participants with an obscenely long MSN nickname.

The MSN conversation goes something like this:

Girl1: whas her name?
Girl2: Shelley.
Daughter: WTF thas so gay.
<something something>
Daughter: tahs evn gayr

"Gayr?"

"More gay," I offer.


Daughter: Fuck shes a BITCH
Daughter: BITCH BITCH BITCH!!
Girl2: Yeah fck i hat her
Girl1: um
Girl1: wtf is <insert coworker's MSN nick here>
Session ends.

"I think I'm going to have to have a little talk with her. How do I print this off?"

"Oh, I think you can just save it first," I say.

"All right, we'll talk more tomorrow. I'm heading home."

That made my day.

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