I still love you. Really, I do. It’s just that between work and Kwartzlab and Ellen (who continues to be awesome), it’s like I haven’t had time for you.
I know, that’s just an excuse. If I really loved you, I’d make time. It shouldn’t be like this, but would you even believe me if I promised to do better? We all know how that goes, in the end.
No! No, I’d never break up with you. Really, I… I just need more time, that’s all.
You’ll forgive me?
Don’t be like that, of course you have a choice.
Honey, Twitter and I are just friends! You know that.
Wait! I know you’re upset, just… wait!